by 2128, vegans will be supreme rulers of the universe

today is gonna be such a long day. not as long as yesterday however. jessie, mike, and emily were over at my place for what seemed like 12 hours doing j's crim law stuff and studying for today's final. luckily we finished her exams and freaking rampaged them up! tack on another A for the group!! woohoo! probates will be a different story though. there is so much to know and i don't think i've opened the book to read in a few weeks. strange because that's really not like me. usually i'm the type to read textbooks cover to cover. anyway, we have a study guide thanks to em and mike, and we are hooking up today at 2 to begin a 4 hour marathon of learning about gay trusts that everyone should have in life, but no one does. but this is it. everything has been leading up to today. last class, hardest class, last day law firm will be in a class together, jess hopefully leaves for CO, i breath a sigh of relief, mike and i wait impatiently for our grades to be posted, emily can put the focus back on catherine zeta jones rather than school, and i start packing for 2/3's of my band TLC (Tastes Like Chicken for all of those not down with the scene) two city U.S. tour.

by the way, t-money and i will be rollin in a convertible eclipse while cruisin cali. can you just picture it now? close your eyes for a sec and picture it. you're not doing it are you? jerk.

good luck to patti today on her final in her comp class. she's gonna need it. kim is going to NYC with her work on september 9th. not sure if i'm going or not, but we'll see. stay tuned for updates, all my certain friends living there. getting down to the wire now for work to be over with and me to get a jamba juice for lunch. its all about freaking peenya kowlada, no boost, add strawberries baby!! did you guys know that a chocolate moo'd there has 720 calories and a peanut butter moo'd has 880? that's freaking insane. not like my kowlada is much less or that i actually count calories, but still. there is also 6 billion carbohydrates in them too! but its nice to treat myself to one every now and then. or every week, or few days. hey, i'm sure its much better than wendy's everyday. or 5 cent hotdogs at the schnitzel. in fact, lets take a gander shall we?

Wienerschnitzel - all beef mustard dog: 350 calories, 20 grams of fat, 30 grams of carbs, multiplied by 4 @ 50 cents each every monday, equals a cheap way to die by age 30.

Wendy's - caesar side salad, w/ croutons and dressing: 290 calories, 23 grams of fat, 12 grams of carbs equals a tasty, semi nutritious way to waste money when you could be making a salad at home. jr bacon cheeseburger: 380 calories, 19 grams of fat, 34 grams of carbs AND spicy chicken sandwich add cheese: 650 calories, 29 grams of fat, 59 grams of carbs, equal the reason why i am a fat ass.

so there you have it folks, my science fair project proving that we gluttonous americans will soon reverse the trend of longer life expectancy. once we run out of oil to get us anywhere in our cars, we won't be able to drive to wendy's anymore, thereby forcing us to eat at home, but we don't know how to cook anything, so we'll all starve ourselves, and set human civilization back a few thousand years. i'm so looking forward to it.

The events depicted in this science project are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental...2 days.